1.Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner
Answer: She was on a crash diet.

2.What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Answer: Stinkerbell.

3.Which word in the dictionary is spelled
Answer: Incorrectly.

4.Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Answer: Because they are always stuffed.

5.What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
Answer: I'm stuck on you.

6.Why was the belt arrested?
Answer: For holding up the pants.

7.What do you call a funny book about eggs?
Answer: A yolk book.

8.What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Answer: Evaporated milk.

9.What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Answer: Long time no sea.

10.What did one potato chip say to the other?
Answer: Shall we go for a dip?

11.Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Answer: Because the captain was standing on the

12.What is the best thing to do if a bull charges
Answer: Pay him!

13.Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Answer: Because they hog the ball!

14.Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
Answer: The one with the biggest head!

15.What did the outlaw get when he stole a
Answer: Twelve months.

16.In which month do monkeys play baseball?
Answer: Ape-ril.

17.How do rabbits travel?
Answer: By hareplane!

18.Have you heard about the restaurant on the
Answer: Great food, but no atmosphere.

19.Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies?
Answer: The rolls weren't good enough.

20.What is black and white and pink all over?
Answer: An embarrassed zebra!

21.What is the cannibals' favorite game?
Answer: Swallow the leader.