Q. What is the difference between a drug
dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing
off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your
own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot
and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders
practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the
sheep that kick!

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have
in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have
in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between
"ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple
and pink?

A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist

A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a
girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a
boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is
the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium
and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they
get up in the morning?

A .They don't have balls to scratch!

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