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Animal Jokes

Q: What bug is welcome in apartments?

A: Ten-ants.

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Q: Where do ants eat?

A: At a restaur-ant.

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Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?

A: An eleph-ant.

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Q: What's even bigger than that?

A: A gi-ant!

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Q: What does an octopus wear in the winter?

A: A coat of arms.

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Q: What bird is always out of breath?

A: A puffin.

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Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?

A: "Ouch"!

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Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot
summer's day?

A: A mice cream cone.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A: Right where you left him.

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Q: What kind of animal is always found at
baseball games?

A: The bat.

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Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?

A: They are too hard to iron.

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Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?

A: Pinch it's nose closed.

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Q: Where is the best place to park a dog?

A: In a barking lot.

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Q: Why do Hummingbirds hum?

A: They've never learned the words!

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Q: Which are the strongest creatures in the
ocean?

A: Mussels.

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Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?

A: To go the the "Shell".

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the Mooovies!

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Q: What do you call Rodents that play Hockey?

A: 'Rink Rats'

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Bear and
Skunk?

A: 'Winnie the Pehew'

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Q: What animal needs oil?

A: The mouse, because it squeaks.

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Q: Why can't a leopard hide?

A: Because he's always Spotted.

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Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?

A Mam-moth.

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Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?

A: Because he tasted funny.

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Q: What is the best way to communicate with a
fish?

A: Drop it a line!

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Q: What is a mosquito's favorite sport?

A: Skin-diving.

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Q: Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?

A: She mislaid them.

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Q: What's black and white and read all over?

A: An embarrassed Zebra.

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